Sylvie Hill

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – April 21, 2005 Pardon me, but when I was flipping through the paper for show times to see the documentary film Inside Deep Throat, all I could think about was the real provocative cock-sucking I was going to get to see on the big screen. I had heard about the […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – April 14, 2005 Who said Ottawa has no style? Couldn’t have been the students of cool arts school Canterbury High, who recreated an event in early April “worthy of New York’s Fashion Week,” according to organizer Kristal Felea, a Grade 11 drama student at the school. “The event was wonderful, […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – April 7, 2005 What was more embarrassing than getting a woody right as the teacher asked you to go up to the blackboard? Try being initiated into womanhood in grade school and starting your period-in a pair of white slacks. I remember when I was in grade 6, I witnessed […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – March 31, 2005 You’re being so tough to me like a leather jacket I know you’ll have no sissies No baby you just wouldn’t hack it gotta be a strong man to carry the beautiful burden of your love no sissies get your love no slackers get your love no […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – March 24, 2005 I heard on CBC television the other day about a new experimental therapy for people suffering from severe depression. It involves embedding a chip in the C25 region of the brain. The chip interacts with electrodes and a pacemaker implanted under the collarbone somehow. With this therapy, […]

The Ottawa XPress – March 24, 2005 Laurie Elliott (left) and Kristeen von Hagen: the Dickwhipped duo Whip it real good: Ballsy tales from the woman’s side Dating and relationships can be hellish-hellishly funny if you live to laugh about it. Digging up scandalous tales from their own dating pasts, Toronto female comics Kristeen von […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – March 17, 2005 I was checking my messages the other day, and I had one new message. It was from the Motorsports Centre in Gatineau saying we have to talk about a broken part on my Ski-Doo. What a relief! Hey wait … I don’t have a Ski-Doo. Do you […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – March 10, 2005 So I read in the papers last Friday that the City could do more to lower the levels of chlamydia and gonorrhea among young people if it could bring safe-sex and testing programs into English Catholic schools. But guess what? The Ottawa-Carleton Catholic school board isn’t really […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – March 3, 2005 …says who? For starters, the kids themselves. Take for instance high-schooler and online XPress reader, D’Janau Morales. He argues that kids aren’t all bad as Shotgun portrayed them to be in “Tough Ass to Crack” (February 17) and cautions against generalizing about “kids today,” speaking out against […]

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – Feburary 24, 2005 Catching your partner checking out porn behind your back after he’s convinced you he’s not into that is a bit like laughing and vomiting at the same time. It’s both funny and disturbing. Whether women are tapping into the nurturing part of their brain or prefer a […]